Be very proud to be British because...

Nov 21, 2006 at 7:48 PM
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Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

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Oh, i dunno... i have a garage full of CRAP (literally don't even know most of the stuff that's in there) and my car in the driveway. But, really, it's because the garage is from the 20's and too small to hold the car and the washer/dryer. At least that's what I tell myself.

Nope...all can be found in America. :)

Damn. I'll have to search out the Only in America one, and see if that applies to Brits as well. Still funny though. We can't get to the trailer to take the rubbish to the tip because it is in the garage - and all the rubbish we want to take is in front of it...

Doh!!