The Love Test
Bored on a Monday morning, came across this test on on the prowl's blog. Could't resist seeing what score I, a faithfully married for twenty years lady, would get. And I got this:
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.
You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you
Funny thing is, it is quite accurate - at least, it is how I was when I was a Dater - always a Dumper, never a Dumpee be was my motto - and that worked until I met Husband, fell head over heels in love, had children, realised well, children and changed my ways. Scarily accurate.

Comments
Ha, that IS a brutal dating persona! But I guess it makes sense that once you found your husband and had a family then everything changed:) It makes it more special.
I am also married 20+ years and I am also the Random Brutal Love Master.
Nice to meet you.
I just fixated on the You are probably a really fantastic girl element - well, yes, I am, thank you kindly. Disregard the rest. Mm. If only life worked that easily...
FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)