Ways to know if you're addicted to the Net...
- All of your friends have an @ in their names.
- You can't call your mother ... she doesn't have a modem.
- You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
- Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)
- You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.
- Your best friend is someone you've never met.
- Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage ... so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so you can chat.
- You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
- Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.
- You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
- Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months.
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher."
- You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP... because you never log off.
- As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
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