"It is difficult to speak adequately, or justly, of London. It is not a pleasant place; it is not agreeable, or easy, or exempt from reproach. It is only magnificent."
OMG OMG OMG... even I, the filthmeister, would have died if I found that!! certain i would have just dumped it and bought a new one (me & cleaning are not compatible).
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(thanks God for hot water, bleach, disinfectant and willing helpers - not necessarily in that order!)