6 posts tagged “bbc”
Feeling fragile and hungover after two (yes, two) mammoth drinking sessions in two days (take it from me, yes us older people can drink teenagers under the table, but they recover lots, lots quicker!), so I am surfing the net.
Found this little gem via the BBC:
And I miss Kirsty MacColl. Damn that fucking boat for running her over. Ah well, if you die young, you never grow old. Some mornings, I feel that could be an advantage!
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Dinner to cook.
But this is fabulous.
As supplied by I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, BBC Radio 4
Arboretum - a dock-side restaurant
Argy Bargy - Owner of a narrow boat in Buenos Aires
Binge - where Sean Connery puts his bottles
Bloater - Japanese straw hat
Carmelite - a half-hearted Buddhist
Fundamentalist - give money to David Icke
Geriatric - next time Germany starts a war
Malady - Bit like a duck
Midwifery - half-way through breaking wind
Pie Crust - What you get if you don't polish your pike
Sorcerer - even more of a saucer
Snuff Box - A coffin
Surcharge - Cash for Honours
Titillate - delayed puberty
Uganda - go and have a look
Winnebago - a horse with a bad back