1 post tagged “good job i don't like llamas much”

Pick the month that you were born:
Jan. - I kicked
Feb. - I loved
Mar. - I smoked
Apr. - I licked
May - I choked on
Jun. - I murdered
Jul. - I did the macarena with
Aug. - I had lunch with
Sept. - I danced with
Oct. - I sang to
Nove. - I yelled at
Dec. - I ran over

Pick the day that you were born:
1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - A Dr. Pepper
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - best friends' boyfriend
10 - my neighbor
11 - my science teacher
12 - Chuck Norris
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - a banana
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an iPod
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - a rocking chair

Pick the color of the shirt that you are wearing right now:
White: - because I'm cool like that
Black: -because I'm a ninja
Pink: : - because I'm NOT a llama
Red: : - because I'm awesome like that
Blue: : - because I'm hot and I do what I want
Green: : - because the voices in my head told me to
Purple: : - because I'm cool
Gray: : - because I ain't goin' down like that
Yellow: : - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange: : - because I love my pet rock
Brown:: - because I was on a roller coaster
Other: : - because that's how I roll
None: : - because I can't control myself

Now write it out for everyone to see

I ran over a llama, because I am cool like that.

How about you?