52 posts tagged “video”

If you do, you will love this. You might like it even if you don't know who he is.  Just a reminder of who he is:

Jeremy Clarkson, posh joy rider
Double garage gob with an ego even wider

Jeremy Clarkson, turbo bore
Got a spoiler fitted to your tongue so you could talk some more

Jeremy Clarkson, twin air bag
Some people ask if you're a fascist, but you never like to brag

Jeremy Clarkson, soft top Tory
You'd like to tarmac all the country and burn a cross in glory

Jeremy Clarkson, jacket, jeans and stripy shirts
Let's roar into the 80s, taking fashion into reverse

Jeremy Clarkson, Ferrari fag
Lying on the bonnet at the motor show, in drag

Jeremy Clarkson, big boy racer
Have a drink on me with a battery acid chaser

Jeremy Clarkson, who do you think you are?
But maybe I'm just jealous cos I can’t afford a car

And now, just to prove that some people have too much time on their hands:

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The funniest thing I have watched today.  And today i watched QI.

I had to post this.  Someone, somewhere, is a genius.  Thank you, whoever you are, for bringing me this joy and hilarity on a dismal, damp Saturday morning.

If it plays automatically, I am sorry.  But it is so good!